then one of the doctors walked in and all i could think about was not farting. i didn't even have to, but then i started thinking about it and i got nervous.
then i drank as much green tea as possible (like 7 mug fulls) only to make sure my afternoon work would be interrupted by constant bathroom breaks.
then i had to pee every five minutes for the next hour or so.
then i stared at the fax machine for a while. so everyone who works with me made some inane cliche comment about the level of skill needed to fax a document.
then i highlighted and unhighlighted the same paragraph on the computer for at least twenty minutes.
then i hid in the file room.
then it was time to go.