so i am friends with a bunch of rory gilmores on myspace as part of my wonderful infatuation with the gilmore girls. and this one keeps posting the bulletins and they are pretty amazing, really. some of them contain a threat that if i don't repost it i won't get fucked for a year. some of them are anti abortion messages. and some of them are about how much i don't appreciate my mother. here is an example of a bulletin from rory glmore:
YOU MUST PLAY!OR A MAN WILL APPEAR BY YOUR BEDWITH A KNIFE AND WILL KILL YOU!THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR LIFEIS TO PICK THE SKITTLE THATREPRESENTS YOUR LOVE LIFE!OH BY THE WAY,DO NOT IGNORE THISBECAUSE IF YOU DOHE WILL COME AT THE TIME 2:16AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU!
Teal Skittle:Single, Looking For the right Someone,and Hating Being Single!
Yellow Skittle:Taken And About To Break Up
Red Skittle:Taken And Lovin every minute of it
Purple Skittle:Taken And Confused
Blue Skittle:Crushing On Someone Scared to tell them
Orange Skittle:Like someone who doesn't like you back
Green Skittle:Single and like someone, but confused as to whether they like you back or not
Peach Skittle:Like someone who likes you backbut not going out....yet
Pink Skittle:Just broke up with somone,but still have feelings for them and want them back really bad.
White Skittle:Was in an abusive relationship
Tasty Skittle:Single but you have a victim in mind and you kno you are going to get yours.
***BLACK SKITTLE:Im tired of these stupid bulletinsthat involve random multicolored objects,and if a man appears over my bed with a damn knifeill fucking shove skittles up his ass &make him taste the muther fucking rainbow
here's the one about not loving your mother enough:
When you were 15, she came home late fromwork,looking for a hug. You thanked her byhaving yourbedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how todrivehercar. You thanked her by taking it everychance youcould.
When you were 17, she was expecting animportant call. You thanked her by beingon thephone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your highschoolgraduation. You thanked her by stayingoutpartying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for yourcollegetuition, drove you to campus carried yourbags.You thanked her by saying good-byeoutside thedorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed infront ofyour friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay foryourwedding, and she cried and told you howdeeplyshe loved you. You thanked her bymoving halfwayacross the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill andneeded you totake care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashingdown likethunder on YOUR HEART.
If you love your MOM, repost this bulletin saying ''im pissed''if you don't... then u obviosly don't care if your mom dies
this is some heavy shit that rory passes on to me. its really adorable.