"Hello, I would like to purchase a small coffee, and also may I please have the bathroom key?"
"$8 for a tall coffee of the day, um, alright."
(i overdraw my checking account, as my bladder almost bursts)
"Oh, and there's someone in the bathroom?"
(pee is moving up my large intestine)
"Well, I guess I'll wait."
(i stand outside bathroom with hot coffee i do not want, pee is creeping up into my lungs)
"They've been in there a while, and you don't know what they are doing.... Super"