Well, just YAWN! Right, because it's totally contagious, and then if they are looking at you, they will yawn, and BAM-O another subway oogler caught.
I told Little Brother this and he said that Myth Busters tested the the contagious yawn deal and said it wasn't true, but I don't give a shit. Because I came up with this idea before I knew that, and I think it's true, and Little Brother is just jealous because he is at home with Parents and I am galavanting about in my teeny one bedroom apartment. Also, Myth Busters is just jealous of me because they have a hit TV show and can probably retire soon, while I still have a good 40 years in the work force.