Those little thumb machines

There should be a special lane on the sidewalk for those people who need to check their email constantly. Because I am sure the emails they type out with their thumbs while walking down the street is their best work. And I am sure whatever they are typing is totally worth making everyone behind slow down. And it absolutely worth almost getting hit by a car, and then looking up and seeing it isn't their turn to walk, and then being annoyed at the cars around them.

Keep it up! Without you people the world of work would just stop down. Or maybe the rest of us wouldn't get to the office with incoherent emails sitting in our inboxes, and then we wouldn't have to hunt you down and ask for clarification which takes more time then you saved my typing it out on the metro.

(i am so super negative)