costa rica

so recently i was in costa rica. SPRING BREAK 2006 PUT IT IN MY PUSSY BLAH BLAH BLAH PARTY SO HARD I DIE AND THEN MY PARENTS GET REALLY UPSET AND MY FRIENDS ARE ALL LIKE "SHE'S OK SHE JUST NEEDS TO SLEEP" BUT REALLY I HAVE VERY SERIOUS ALCOHOL POISONING THAT IS MIXING MY WITH MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COKE. AND MY FACE TURNS PURPLE AND THEN I LOSE CONTROL OF MY EXTREMITIES. AND I DIE A HORRIBLE SLOW PAINFUL DEATH WHILE MY FRIEND THAT I AM SHARING A ROOM WITH IS HAVING SEX WITH A STRANGER IN WHICH SITUATION SHE WILL CONTRACT GONHERRA AND THEN GO BLIND.

it was pretty awesome.