Monday, February 27, 2006


i just stabbed myself with a paperclip, really hard. i sort of bent into the triangle contraption and was playing with it in my mouth. and then wham, out of nowhere it turned from being a toy into some sort of weird finger-harmer. ouchie.

i would not recommend this activity to a friend, unless i hated them.
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

one time i did that but with a serrated samurai sword dipped in a lethal dose of shark tranquilizer

4:54 AM  
Anonymous Treacle Man said...

I like to chew on paperclips so that the metal of my fillings throbs and pulses as the dissimilar metals react with each other.
Actually that sucks too.

12:13 PM  
Blogger  said...

OOOOH. everyone's paperclip problems are worse than mine. wow i guess mine just seems miniscule. well i didn't forgot to mention that it took like a whole 5 seconds to get the paperclip off my finger. SO THERE! EAT IT!

7:13 PM  

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