Friday, August 11, 2006

god damn blogging is a chore sometimes

i wasn't even going to blog at all today. but my last few blogs were barely blogs you know? they were more like fake blogs. like excuses of blogs. and i get pretty pissed at people who don't update their blog reguarly. i thought, who could not want to blog everyday? and now i realize people who don't have that much to say, or people who feel like keeping things private. the good news is that neither of those describe me. i love to talk and i am not very private.

i don't think things that are really long are funny. the video below is too long. i am in it. and i editted it. i should have made it shorter. i picked out the songs for it too. i like that it starts with "girls just want to have fun" and ends with "the boys are back in town." that is subtle book ends.

that paragraph was short, but not funny. but it would have been even less funny if i had kept going. see? i am right.

i can think of more things that aren't funny. like the fact that i have a cavity and it keeps my from eating some of my favorite foods. but i am absolutely terrified of the dentist, so i will just have to live with it. sometimes when i go home to visit my parents, my mom tricks me into going to the dentist. she tells me we are going to lunch or something. and then takes me to the dentist. i feel like a dog being taken to the vet. but once they have you in the car there's really no escape. one time my mom took me there and she had to run some errands. so i went in to the recptionist and told her that i had to cancel my appointment because i had another appointment. but when i went outside to sit on the curb and wait for my mom to get back. she was still in the car, organizing receipts or something, you know mom stuff. i tried to tell her they cancelled my appiontment. she did not believe me. i had to go back. and she sat in the waiting room the whole time. this was about year ago. i could legally drink alcohol and i lied to my mom about the dentist. he should go kill himself.

AND YES ITS A CAVITY YOU DUMB BITCH. STOP POKING IT WITH THAT THING! ITS A FUCKING CAVITY ITS A HOLE IN MY TOOTH AND IT HURTS. IT HURTS A FUCKING TON. SO JUST STOP FUCKING POKING IT.

have a great weekend. i am going to new york.
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