PICTURES!

ok so i have some pictures today. some of them are pretty old. i look a little fat in some of them and that's because i am a little fat. so get over it, i am. kinda. have i told you guys about my new crash diet?

ok this is me and shanner at our graduation party. i got my sunglasses at party city. shanna's are gucci.

i wore those as my regular sunglasses and would often forget i had them on. and then wonder why people looked at me funny. they were six dollars. this next one is me on stage at skidmore in a unicorn costume. one the guys from dangerbox, nyu's improv troupe took it. i have a huge crush on dangerbox.

this is a picture i doctored four years ago with "paint." its me and kurt cobain when we dated in high school. i was going to put selena's head on it. i'm super edgy, i may even make a joke about callings AIDS GRIDS in a second. watch out.

this is me vying for my dad's approval while in LA. chances are it didn't work. although he just told me the other day that he thinks The Rock is the new Duke. I guess he thinks Gridiron Gang is going to be the new Rio Grande.

THERE ARE MORE PICTURES. BLOGGER WILL NOT GET THE BEST OF ME. I DONT DO ANYTHING AT WORK. SO STARING AT A "YOUR PICTURES LOADING PAGE" FOR TEN MINUTES DOESN'T PHASE ME. IT IS ON, BLOGGER.