ELECTION DAY!!!

One time when I was in Costa Rica I tried to gamble all my money away but the machines were so complicated taht I actually just ended up using the casino as a currency exchange place. It was close to the airport so it was super convenient. But stupid casino, right? Although I don't think the exchange rate was great.

It election day. (I want to let you know that I am not even registered to vote.) But I am super afriad I will now get bombarded with comments about how awful I am. Ok fine, but you know what I will do then? Hmm? I will say at least I didn't molest any teenage boys (well I suppose when I was a teenage girl I kinda did some stuff that... whatevs) I DIDN'T MOLEST ANYONE. I don't have a noose hanging on my cubicle wall. I have NEVER bribed anyone! I am not seeking political office to bolster my own slef-esteem only to blantantly misuse that power has soon as I have it. I'm not constantly asking you for money, OR MAKING THOSE HORRIBLE COMMERCIALS. (As someone who works in media, I have to say those commercials are god awful. I mean really truly terrible. Can't someone tell these power hungry monsters that there audio levels need to be fixed? Or can someone just mic them in the first place so they don't have pump the levels for them to be heard?) Now I don't want to play those cards, but I just want you to know that I have them. And if forced I will in fact use them.

So in conclusion. I am lazy and in between state residences. Bombard away.