STUMP THE PUNNER!!!

Salutations Human Fava Beans,

It is I, A-pun-arna, here to introduce the latest segment of the weekly blogging very pun-gry caterpillar, boldly entitled STUMP THE PUNNER.

In which I, your humble mumble of a servant, will ask you to submit me some zip-zappy, hip-snappy, slaphappy word challenges in the cammants section, and then I will go to it as well as "do it to it," as the kid(ney bean)s say.

Remembers only the following Wiz-dom: "Be strong, be tidy. Like Mr. Clean." and "All work and no wordplay makes Jack a dull Beanstalker."

Your Punstoppable Pundit,
Aparty Funcherla

P.s.S.t. If anybooty, and I mean any butt within 5 bandwidths of this blorgh, dares to groan/moan or harrumph/garrumph at any of these here puns, you will have punother one coming. And that is a Promise spread on wheat toast (which is what you'll be...TOAST).

[So, please try and stump the punner!  Leave words, or phrases in the comments, and see A-pun-arna can make a pun out of it.]