Things to know for The (Inevitable) Future
Bourbon, followed by cheap beer, followed by falafel is not good for a Wednesday night.
Let me explain. First, I drank bourbon, and then I drank cheap beer, and then I did what can best be descried as "housed" a falafel sandwich smothered in hummus.
This is bad to do on a Wednesday night for the folling reasons:
1. You must get up and go to work the next day. That's hard to do after consuming large quantities of alcohol.
2. No amount of teeth brushing or really whole mouth brushing can get rid of your hummus scented breath.
3. The odor that is emitted by your rear end will be so toxic, that you will have to take "walks" around the office floor to try and disguise where the scent is coming from.
4. While doing very little at work, you will hear a song on a 30 Rock mash-up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMKrAR6YBDI&feature=related) And you will be like, "hey, i kind of like that song." and when you google the lyrics you will discover its a FERGIE SONG.
In conclusion, I made some choices last night that has made today harder to live. But I would most def do it again.
Let me explain. First, I drank bourbon, and then I drank cheap beer, and then I did what can best be descried as "housed" a falafel sandwich smothered in hummus.
This is bad to do on a Wednesday night for the folling reasons:
1. You must get up and go to work the next day. That's hard to do after consuming large quantities of alcohol.
2. No amount of teeth brushing or really whole mouth brushing can get rid of your hummus scented breath.
3. The odor that is emitted by your rear end will be so toxic, that you will have to take "walks" around the office floor to try and disguise where the scent is coming from.
4. While doing very little at work, you will hear a song on a 30 Rock mash-up. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMKrAR6YBDI&feature=related) And you will be like, "hey, i kind of like that song." and when you google the lyrics you will discover its a FERGIE SONG.
In conclusion, I made some choices last night that has made today harder to live. But I would most def do it again.
posted by karin at 3:17 PM
2 Comments:
I guess I made the wrong choice...
Regarding #2: Experience has taught me that the scent DEFINITELY permeates from deep within and exits through the mouth like smoke rising through a chimney.
Regarding #3: This the EXACT technique I facilitate. Drinking a gallon of milk a day will force you to integrate routine "walks". I always try my best to act as if I'm on some sort of mission.
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