Monday, June 25, 2007

Dear Chris Singel (this is your graduation present)

Dear Chris Singel,
I believe you may have caught me in a particularly emotional moment in my life, but I would like to say I am sorry.

I am sorry I pretended you didn't exist for year. And everytime you would talk I would look past you, and say "What was that annoying buzzing sound?"

I am sorry that I made you drink massive amounts of alcohol for me to acknowledge you. It was a bad claste system I set up.

I am sorry I can never remember your ex-girlfriend's name. It belittles your relationship. Is it Jenna?

I am sorry that I destroyed yourself esteem.

I am sorry that I burned you.

I am sorry that my friends repeatedly hit your head against the ceiling, on multiple occasions.

I am sorry that I said that stuff in front of your mom to make her like me so much.

I am sorry for all those times I called you gay behind your back.

I am sorry that I forced you to take me to your fraternity formal. Although, admittedly, we were awesome that night.

However, Chris Singel, you turned into a very funny courageous person that I may or may not want to hang out with sober. And before I did all those mean things to you, I voted you into receSs. And I am not sorry about that.

You are an idiot to move to Chicago.

Smooches and ill will,
karin louise
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Blogger Chris Singel said...

Why can't I move to Chicago? Should I stay in DC and have Curt not book me in rooms? Fuck that shit.

But thanks. Bitch.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

I’m kind of embarrassed to admit that I really want to meet Chris Singel, only because the messages between the two of you are really intricate. I’m sort of thinking he’s not a real person, just an internet creation of Karin’s. Maybe this isn’t really worth posting on comments….

1:04 PM  
Blogger Chris Singel said...

Karin's not that clever. Unless doing it in dual levels to allow her to be clever without all of that backstory and hard work.

Or maybe I'm just a lonely girl.

5:26 PM  

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