Bad Ideas

- Rollerblading with a knife

- Eating a live snake mouth first

- Drawing on your face with permanent marker

- Passing out with a pizza in the oven

- Throwing up on your clothes in public

- Trying to cut your own hair with dull scissors

- Trying to cut Boyfriend's hair, and then accidently slicing his sideburn off with part of his face

- Scheduling meetings during lunch time

- Lying (and then getting caught)

- Saying you will do something, and then not doing it because you are lazy

- Getting sick

- Painting a wall without putting a sheet on the floor so the paint doesn't get all over

- Accepting a dare to touch poo

- Thinking that polar bears are cute and innocent (they are actually vicious killers)

- Talking to the boss you hate while drunk

- Stalking someone

- Saying "I hate you" to your mom (she will feel super bad, and you don't reeeeaaally hate her)

- Not blogging for months.