Monday, December 10, 2007

Dear Peyton Manning (Reprise),

Peyton, I continue to love you more than most things. Keep up the good work. And it's not just because you played fantastic last night. Because I was still loving you when you lost those two games, just not as openly. And it may seem like I don't like you that much because I would rather watch Food Network All Star Holiday, or check my email, or do laundry, or sleep than actually watch you play. But that's because all the other guys are so boring, not you. Maybe you should play offense AND defense. You would make a fantastic half back, or something. I did see your new commercial about getting a six pack. And I feel like it's a little hypocritical because word on the street is that you have a little pouch going. And that is fine! I'm not in top physical shape either (granted, my job requires little to no athletic ability), but just cut that line about being a pro athlete. Truly, it works so much better. And I think in the way you deliver it, you didn't want to say it. Stand up for yourself, you have fantastic timing. The line about buying some bigger shirts is beautifully paced. You comic timing can only be compared to your timing at throwing in between two defenders for a touch down.

Anyways, just wanted to let you know that I am still here.

karin louise
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Blogger inthemiddle said...

yay a post!! marry me!!

2:25 PM  
Blogger Karl Eagleman said...

I've missed you gilmore.

3:13 PM  

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