Friday, October 17, 2008

josephine and karen hamburger's guide to making-it in your 20s

Two of the most put-together girls in DC have collaborated to bring you the ultimate guide for surviving your 20s with grace and ease:

- Drink a lot, and then when you think you should probably stop drinking, have like 5 or 6 more drinks

- Eat whatever is around you, and then regret it later

- Ride bikes

- Write "hey, sorry about last night" emails at least 3 times a week

- Write "hey, so what happened last night" emails at least 4 times a week

-No matter how badly you embarrass yourself, you are just one hot jam away from being right back on track.

-If you dont feel like you are being heard, YELL LOUDER

-There is no problem that cannot be solved through a gchat during work hours.

- You just have to make it until lunch during work, and then the rest of the day is a downhill roll until home time.
- Boys like it when you get all up in their grill. Tell them that you want to know "their deal" and stand about a 1/2 inch from their face until you are satisfied with their answer.

- If you feel bad that you couldn't finish a slice of Jumbo Slice in less than six and a half minutes, you should eat your feelings.

- If you feel like your joke didn't get the reaction is deserved, repeat it as many times as necessary.

- Never figure out the consequences of your actions.

- If you don't have any bruises, you aren't doing it right.

Sloppy is the new chic.
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Anonymous lil bro said...

at only 20, i mastered step 1 last night

3:41 PM  
Blogger Chris Singel said...

lil bro! remember when he came to our frat rush but was clearly way too cool for us? that was fun.

do you remember marc abanto? he's blogging a bunch now. if we all blog all day we will never have to do any work.

a bankruptcy client handed me $1700 cash today. my job is weird.

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Daniel said...

I think you kind of have to be a girl for several of these things to be effective. Or maybe you just have to be Karen.

9:03 PM  
Blogger Aparna said...

This list is gold!

12:29 PM  

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