josephine and karen hamburger's guide to making-it in your 20s
Two of the most put-together girls in DC have collaborated to bring you the ultimate guide for surviving your 20s with grace and ease:
-No matter how badly you embarrass yourself, you are just one hot jam away from being right back on track.
-If you dont feel like you are being heard, YELL LOUDER
-There is no problem that cannot be solved through a gchat during work hours.
- You just have to make it until lunch during work, and then the rest of the day is a downhill roll until home time.
- Never figure out the consequences of your actions.
- If you don't have any bruises, you aren't doing it right.
Sloppy is the new chic.
- Drink a lot, and then when you think you should probably stop drinking, have like 5 or 6 more drinks
- Eat whatever is around you, and then regret it later
- Ride bikes
- Write "hey, sorry about last night" emails at least 3 times a week
- Write "hey, so what happened last night" emails at least 4 times a week
- Eat whatever is around you, and then regret it later
- Ride bikes
- Write "hey, sorry about last night" emails at least 3 times a week
- Write "hey, so what happened last night" emails at least 4 times a week
-No matter how badly you embarrass yourself, you are just one hot jam away from being right back on track.
-If you dont feel like you are being heard, YELL LOUDER
-There is no problem that cannot be solved through a gchat during work hours.
- You just have to make it until lunch during work, and then the rest of the day is a downhill roll until home time.
- Boys like it when you get all up in their grill. Tell them that you want to know "their deal" and stand about a 1/2 inch from their face until you are satisfied with their answer.
- If you feel bad that you couldn't finish a slice of Jumbo Slice in less than six and a half minutes, you should eat your feelings.
- If you feel like your joke didn't get the reaction is deserved, repeat it as many times as necessary.- Never figure out the consequences of your actions.
- If you don't have any bruises, you aren't doing it right.
Sloppy is the new chic.
posted by karin at 2:22 PM
4 Comments:
at only 20, i mastered step 1 last night
lil bro! remember when he came to our frat rush but was clearly way too cool for us? that was fun.
do you remember marc abanto? he's blogging a bunch now. if we all blog all day we will never have to do any work.
a bankruptcy client handed me $1700 cash today. my job is weird.
I think you kind of have to be a girl for several of these things to be effective. Or maybe you just have to be Karen.
This list is gold!
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