Current Diet
10:00 amish: I eat fiber cereal for breakfast. FiberOne cereal. Any kind. With overpriced milk.
1:00 pmish: I eat a bag of popcorn.
3:30 pmish: 1 can of Progresso soup, usually Minestrone, but I sometimes do the Lentil to mix it up.
11:00 pm: Dinner. Doesn't matter what the f dinner is because I f'ing pound it. I eat it in under two minutes and go to bed with sweet dreams of indigestion in my head.
Weight lost: Oh giggles, none.
1:00 pmish: I eat a bag of popcorn.
3:30 pmish: 1 can of Progresso soup, usually Minestrone, but I sometimes do the Lentil to mix it up.
11:00 pm: Dinner. Doesn't matter what the f dinner is because I f'ing pound it. I eat it in under two minutes and go to bed with sweet dreams of indigestion in my head.
Weight lost: Oh giggles, none.
posted by karin at 12:41 PM
2 Comments:
how do you go 7.5 hours on just a can of soup?
I read it "Ten o'clock Amish." I thought it was a Pennsylvania Dutch diet you were doing. Something better than the Master Cleanse everyone keeps buzzing about.
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