Wednesday, March 04, 2009

New Bio

Hey yo,
I am trying to re-write my bio for Washington Improv Theater, even though revised bios were due two weeks ago. Here is some of my work:

Karin Louise Hammerberg is probably the most naturally funny person you will ever meet. Unfortunately, she's dead.

KLH started doing jokes as soon as she came out of the womb a girl. Her parents went on to spoil her to the point where she doesn't know how to put on her own underpants. Things got tricky when she went to college, but fortunately for her, her endearing personality won over many servants. She still cannot use the bathroom alone.

KLH has an A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Boyfriend. Unfortunately, he's dead.

KLH is an okay person, and she's kind of funny. Most things in her life have ranged from disappointing to mediocrely rewarding. Including the rewarding is: joining WIT, not dieing that night she drank too much, eating tostitos. The disappointing includes: when her dog died, that cavity she had, and when her house exploded.

KLH started doing improv in high school in THE Chicago-land-area. Then she moved to Washington DC to change the world! Instead she started doing comedy with GW's receSs. Turns out telling jokes is a lot easier than getting an internship on the Hill. Now she performs with Caveat, onesixityone, and any other troupe that is holding auditions soon.

KLH would like a pizza with green peppers on it.

KLH has stupidly smart parents. Unfortunately, they live out of state.
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4 Comments:

Blogger Aparna said...

That pizza bio is mine if you're not using it.

4:45 PM  
Blogger WOV said...

An alternative would be to resist the urge towards jokey bios. It's very freeing.

5:21 PM  
Blogger WOV said...

Or, use details from one of your other namesakes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KH-12 et al.

5:23 PM  
Blogger sakarp said...

Oh that sick! I finally get it! Jenny is your toilet assistant. Ugh!!!

1:21 PM  

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