Party Stats

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Salad with crasins, bleu cheese, walnuts, and apple
Mushroom soup
Dijon honey ham
Lemon zest green beans
Brussel sprouts
Mashed potatos
Cookies
Cake

NUMBER OF GUESTS TOTAL: 15

LARGEST NUMBER AT ONE TIME: 12

FIRST GUEST ARRIVAL: 8ish

LAST GUEST ARRIVAL: 12ish

FIRST GUEST TO LEAVE: 11ish

TIME I WENT TO BED AND MADE ASA MAKE EVERYONE LEAVE: 1ish

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO PLAYED BEER BONG IN MY HALLWAY WITH PEOPLE FROM THE BUILDING CHRISTMAS PARTY: 3

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE EARLY FLIGHTS TODAY: 2

BOTTLES OF WINE: A MILLION (SERIOUSLY A LOT)

NUMBER OF MY LITTLE BROTHERS THAT I FORCED TO COME: 1

HOURS IT TOOK TO PREPARE: 9

HOURS TO CLEAN UP: i have zero intentions of cleaning

NUMBER OF PUPPIES: 1

NUMBER OF TIMES THE PUPPY MEANT MY HAMSTER (james taylor): 1 until i said stop it. i was really worried the puppy would eat the hamster, and it was acting all nice, but it could have been trying to ease us into a state of content, and then WHAM, one gulp, and james taylor could have been gone forever

NUMBER OF TIMES WE LOCKED THE PUPPY IN THE BATHROOM FOR BEING BAD: 1

AMOUNTS OF BUTTER THE PUPPY ATE: eh i'd say about four or five good puppy bites

CUTENESS OF PUPPY: through the roof

AMOUNT OF FUN: it's hard to say for sure, but i would say LOTS as a general estimate.