Hat
A guy at my office is wearing a Yankees hat. And I was like "I can't believe you are wearing that." And then he did a rock n roll fingers and was like "hell yeah I love the Yankees." And then I said "I don't think I have heard anyone without a horrible New York accent say that before." And walked away.
I think I may have insulted him.
I don't even care about baseball but I have been programmed to hate the Yankees.
I am going to think of more insulting things to say to him about the Yankees.
P.S. My bracket is blown way open.
P.P.S. If Boyfriend loses to me in our brackets I am making him wear a shirt to work that says "My girlfriend beat me in our brackets" Then the back will say something clever or just have a penis on it or something. It will be awesome. Epecially because I had Duke going to the Elite Eight. Although, like the Yankees I am programmed to hate Puke too, so I am a little happy they lost.
P.P.P.S. Why can't we be programmed to love?
I think I may have insulted him.
I don't even care about baseball but I have been programmed to hate the Yankees.
I am going to think of more insulting things to say to him about the Yankees.
P.S. My bracket is blown way open.
P.P.S. If Boyfriend loses to me in our brackets I am making him wear a shirt to work that says "My girlfriend beat me in our brackets" Then the back will say something clever or just have a penis on it or something. It will be awesome. Epecially because I had Duke going to the Elite Eight. Although, like the Yankees I am programmed to hate Puke too, so I am a little happy they lost.
P.P.P.S. Why can't we be programmed to love?
posted by karin at 9:16 AM
2 Comments:
You had Duke going to the Elite Eight. Did you watch them play this year? Besides, they had bad karma coming in to the tourney.
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