SHUT UP CHRIS SINGEL
I know I know I haven't updated in forever. Here is a brief overview of what's been happening:
- I went to the circus. It was amazing. I love the circus. LOVE THE CIRCUS. If I could go back and rename my blog it might be i luv circus gurlz. Although that would probably draw a weird readership. Whatever!!!!!! I LOVE THE CIRCUS. (Picture me in a field twirling in circles and just screaming I love the circus. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE). So that was alright, no big thing. I mean I spent one amazing night with the circus. I appalauded and laughed. I was nearly filled to the brim with glee during the dogs jumping through hoop act. I shuttered in fear at the guys riding in the motorcycle ball. I truly gave myself to the circus. And has it called? Nope. All I have left of my time with the circus is sticky shoes. But better to have loved and lost, right?
- I saw a drug addict do a 45 minute long stand up set. It was interesting. The joke about killing everyone in the audience was said with such... realism. I mean he really committed to it. And then the rant about his son dying, which he closed with, was hmm.... uncomfortable? But then Angelo bought me a domestic light beer, and everything was fine again.
- I went to an anti-war march. Although, I don't think my viewpoint was clearly expressed. I don't really want to impeach bush, nor do I think everyone is a traitor. I guess I really think that maybe we should sit down and really talk this one out until we have a solid solution that everyone can feel apart of. Anyways, that was cold.
- I saw some folk art.
- I saw two different wonderful delightful cousins.
- I hope to have a wonderful weekend.
- I have been to work, sporadically.
- I went to a college party. I felt old. I hid in the shower. I don't know. I saw Ben.
- I talked shit about some work people with other work people.
- I ate an apple. Fiji and it was DELICIOUS! AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS!
- I had a discussion about menial super powers. Like controlling when your girlfriend has her period. Or the ability to keep your shoes tied for a 6 hours straight. Or the ability to grow your nails really long. I did not contribute a single ability. I don't know if I was drunk, or I just have a hard time coming up with menial abilities. I can only think of really cool things. Like being able to type with your mind. Or being able to hear really well. Or flying.
- I ate jelly beans.
- I quit smoking, started smoking again, quit again, became a social smoker, started again, and now I am down to 5 a day.
- I went to spinning class at the gym.
- I saw two old receSs members. They were beautiful shadows of what I knew them to be.
- I decided I am going to make up some new catch phrases. But I haven't started work on them yet.
- I started a plant hospital in my cube. Apparently, watering a bamboo plant a few times a week is too hard for everyone who has more important jobs than me. I have made a joke about insurance 3-7 times a day for a whole week. These people love me.
- I thought about dying my hair. But didn't.
- I tried to watch a youtube video on my work computer. But it froze and all these systems shut down.
- I have talked about popcorn four or five times TODAY. Mainly, because there is a popcorn tub right by my cube and everytime someone takes some I engage them in popcorn related converstaions.
So, see? I really haven't had much going on at all. Nothing. It's so boring. AH Everything is so boring. I wish I could just fly. Oh! How about this for a menial super power, the ability to have a neverending mechanical pencil? Oh man. That would be a dream come true!
- I went to the circus. It was amazing. I love the circus. LOVE THE CIRCUS. If I could go back and rename my blog it might be i luv circus gurlz. Although that would probably draw a weird readership. Whatever!!!!!! I LOVE THE CIRCUS. (Picture me in a field twirling in circles and just screaming I love the circus. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE). So that was alright, no big thing. I mean I spent one amazing night with the circus. I appalauded and laughed. I was nearly filled to the brim with glee during the dogs jumping through hoop act. I shuttered in fear at the guys riding in the motorcycle ball. I truly gave myself to the circus. And has it called? Nope. All I have left of my time with the circus is sticky shoes. But better to have loved and lost, right?
- I saw a drug addict do a 45 minute long stand up set. It was interesting. The joke about killing everyone in the audience was said with such... realism. I mean he really committed to it. And then the rant about his son dying, which he closed with, was hmm.... uncomfortable? But then Angelo bought me a domestic light beer, and everything was fine again.
- I went to an anti-war march. Although, I don't think my viewpoint was clearly expressed. I don't really want to impeach bush, nor do I think everyone is a traitor. I guess I really think that maybe we should sit down and really talk this one out until we have a solid solution that everyone can feel apart of. Anyways, that was cold.
- I saw some folk art.
- I saw two different wonderful delightful cousins.
- I hope to have a wonderful weekend.
- I have been to work, sporadically.
- I went to a college party. I felt old. I hid in the shower. I don't know. I saw Ben.
- I talked shit about some work people with other work people.
- I ate an apple. Fiji and it was DELICIOUS! AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS!
- I had a discussion about menial super powers. Like controlling when your girlfriend has her period. Or the ability to keep your shoes tied for a 6 hours straight. Or the ability to grow your nails really long. I did not contribute a single ability. I don't know if I was drunk, or I just have a hard time coming up with menial abilities. I can only think of really cool things. Like being able to type with your mind. Or being able to hear really well. Or flying.
- I ate jelly beans.
- I quit smoking, started smoking again, quit again, became a social smoker, started again, and now I am down to 5 a day.
- I went to spinning class at the gym.
- I saw two old receSs members. They were beautiful shadows of what I knew them to be.
- I decided I am going to make up some new catch phrases. But I haven't started work on them yet.
- I started a plant hospital in my cube. Apparently, watering a bamboo plant a few times a week is too hard for everyone who has more important jobs than me. I have made a joke about insurance 3-7 times a day for a whole week. These people love me.
- I thought about dying my hair. But didn't.
- I tried to watch a youtube video on my work computer. But it froze and all these systems shut down.
- I have talked about popcorn four or five times TODAY. Mainly, because there is a popcorn tub right by my cube and everytime someone takes some I engage them in popcorn related converstaions.
So, see? I really haven't had much going on at all. Nothing. It's so boring. AH Everything is so boring. I wish I could just fly. Oh! How about this for a menial super power, the ability to have a neverending mechanical pencil? Oh man. That would be a dream come true!
posted by karin at 1:18 PM
2 Comments:
I assume the eraser as well would be never-ending? In all honesty, just a mechanical pencil that doesn't jam every few minutes would satisfy my sleepless nights.
Also, thank you for posting. It kept me from writing my paper for another few minutes.
You didn't just see folk art, you saw folk art and modern art and memorials and silly tourists with your awesome cousin!
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