Gut suckers
I am wearing gut sucker tights today at work. And they are making me feel awful. Not because I feel fat. But because they are sucking the beejesus out of me. Seriously all my internal organs are being mushed together.
Oh my gut hurts so bad. And it squeezes all the liquid out of me. So I have to pee so much. And they are kind of rolling and squeezing even harder. It is so awful. I think it is giving me a headache.
And I do this, why? Becaus I want my office which is mainly women and a few men who if they did hit on me would be immensely creepy to think I'm skinny. Perhaps I do it so people who see me walking to my work with my coat on can think I am skinny.
Little Brother just ordered a fake ID over the internet. I think stupid runs in the family.
God my gut hurts. I wish it to stop.
Oh my gut hurts so bad. And it squeezes all the liquid out of me. So I have to pee so much. And they are kind of rolling and squeezing even harder. It is so awful. I think it is giving me a headache.
And I do this, why? Becaus I want my office which is mainly women and a few men who if they did hit on me would be immensely creepy to think I'm skinny. Perhaps I do it so people who see me walking to my work with my coat on can think I am skinny.
Little Brother just ordered a fake ID over the internet. I think stupid runs in the family.
God my gut hurts. I wish it to stop.
posted by karin at 3:06 PM
2 Comments:
Hmmm, I NEVER thought of this before. Maybe I should give those kind of tights to this fat chick who works in my office and see what happens. Oh, and we're having Mexican food tonight, so the tights will have their work cut out for them....
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