Elevator
Wouldn't it be absurdly hilarious if elevators went in the order the buttons were pushed instead of in numerical order of floor? So, if the guy on the 9th floor was super fast at pushing buttons it would go up to the ninth floor first. And then back down to the third, or whatever. It would take forever!
God, could you imagine in those huge office buildings in New York. It would be amazing. It would be so competitive and crazy. All those people rushing into an elevator and pushing buttons. My pupils are dialating just thinking about it. And what if you had to get to a meeting? People would be boxing out to get in the elevator. Amazing! Amazing, I tell you.
It would add such a fantastic twist to boring stupid office life.
Ok, peace out homie.
God, could you imagine in those huge office buildings in New York. It would be amazing. It would be so competitive and crazy. All those people rushing into an elevator and pushing buttons. My pupils are dialating just thinking about it. And what if you had to get to a meeting? People would be boxing out to get in the elevator. Amazing! Amazing, I tell you.
It would add such a fantastic twist to boring stupid office life.
Ok, peace out homie.
posted by karin at 10:41 AM
2 Comments:
The chaos would be such that people would give up and just use the stairs. A brilliant plan.
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