IMPORTANT!

I will be on NATIONAL TELEVISION TONIGHT!! That's right the long awaited arrival of "Is It Real? Vampires" will air at 8 pm EST tonight on the National Geographic Channel. I play a dead body INSIDE A COFFIN. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?! This is probably the most important work I have ever done in my ENTIRE LIFE. I will probably be on screen for up to five seconds. Oh man! I want it to be 7:55 pm EST RIGHT NOW!!! I can't wait. I hope I didn't get cut. If my shots are laying on the virtual cutting room floor I may call in sick tomorrow. Probably not because I need to pay rent soon, but I will get up late and maybe not shower.