Not Home Yet

Nothing fun here.

Maybe if you guys are good and ask some questions, Boyfriend will rear his head and post something for you.

More on hotels

These super magnified mirrors in hotel bathrooms are not doing wonders for my skin.

I can see every black head and bump.  And I won't rest until I have made them all red and inflamed.

Travel Tiredness

You guyses.  It's only day 3 of my 9 day shoot.  And I am so tired and lonely that when I got back to the hotel today I said.

"I love my room."

I don't love the room! MTV doesn't even work properly in the room.  There is no bathtub in the room. I can't even put a yogart in the mini fridge in my room because it's locked and will charge me if I open it.

I don't love the room!

But the room is all I have right now.

Airport- Poopers

This past month or so I have been to a lot of airport bathrooms.

Reagan National- DC
Dulles- VA
O'Hare- Chicago, IL
Denver- Colorado
BWI- Baltimore, MD
ATL- Hotlanta, GA

The absolute worst one has been the old part of Regan National.  Totes gross, wet, and dirty.

Denver, and Hotlanta were acceptable. Cleaner than regular public bathrooms.

Dulles and BWI were both pretty clean, and had automatic flush toilets which are key for me.

But O'Hare, while having the shit kicked out of it (I'M HILARIOUS), is the absolute best.  For one reason: automatic toilet seat covers.

See, I am a lazy.  And O'Hare has me covered (MORE HILARITY).

Also, kittens, I am traveling more.  I am gone for a week.  So posts will continue to be sporadic.  I am sorry lovefaces.

Offices

Yesterday I signed a birthday card for someone. It was my second day. I wrote a really heartfelt note about how much she means to me, and how happy I was everyday to see her. How she has made my life better.

Then I started wondering if construction workers pass birthday cards around the site, but rather than use a manila folder to hide them, they use i-beams.

New Job

I started a new job. It's very busy, but not terrible.

I wish I could tell you what I am working on, but I think that would lead me to getting dooced.

So, I will say that it is gross and heart breaking, and that I will be traveling a lot.

Funny stuff, jokes, silly things, jokes. Bye.

Riddles for commenter

Riddles:

There is a dead man in a room with 53 bicycles. How did he die?

A man walks into a restaraunt and orders Albatross. He takes one bite, goes outside and kills himself. Why?

A man walks into his building and presses the button for his floor in the elevator. He immediately knows his wife is dead. How?


Now chickies, I am in Colorado so updating will be hard. But leave answers in the comments and I'll be checking in.