Most Geniusest Idea Ever

So, you know when you are out somewhere and you think someone is staring at you? But you can't tell because when you look they aren't looking any more?

Well, just YAWN! Right, because it's totally contagious, and then if they are looking at you, they will yawn, and BAM-O another subway oogler caught.

I told Little Brother this and he said that Myth Busters tested the the contagious yawn deal and said it wasn't true, but I don't give a shit. Because I came up with this idea before I knew that, and I think it's true, and Little Brother is just jealous because he is at home with Parents and I am galavanting about in my teeny one bedroom apartment. Also, Myth Busters is just jealous of me because they have a hit TV show and can probably retire soon, while I still have a good 40 years in the work force.

Travel Tips by Karen Hamburger

I recently did a little bit of traveling for work, which now qualifies me a travel expert. Today's lesson:

RENTAL CARS

Step 1: Bump your car door into the car next to it white entering (ideally you are still in view of the check-in counter).

Step 2: Reset all the radio station presets.

Step 3: Figure out how to turn off windshield wiper which accidentally started while setting presets .

Step 4: Try to pull out of spot while still in park.

Step 5: Try to pull out of spot while in drive.

Step 6: Put car in reverse.

Step 7: Obsess over those spikey things, because sometimes when you stop the car rolls back a little bit, and what if that little bit is just enough and you spike the tires?

Step 8: Hear boring story from checkout lady, apparently her name is Hammerstein, which is slightly similar to your name.

Step 9: Get lost in O'hare parking lot grounds for 20-30 minutes.

Step 10: Drive fast.

Lazy Summer