IT'S FRIDAY, MOTHER FUCKERS!

Holler at your face.

Things I have done this week:
- Come home from Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah
- The Salt Flats make you tan, so I have been very tan this week
- Moved Little Brother into his very first apartment
- Ate ice cream
- Worked a lot
- I got locked out of the office building, and then tried to get back in through the garage and then got lost in a different office building, and then made it into the courtyard, but remained locked out in there for a while. The elevators in the other office building are BEAUTIFUL. They have lights on the floor.
- Ate a lot of pizza, one could even say too much pizza
- Improv'ed loads.
- Cried a work while watching DNC speeches on youtube, which I couldn't watch live due to the prov'ing
- Pooped out pizza, one could even say loads of pizza
- Blogged.

Anyways, ITS MOTHER FUCKING FRIDAY. And that makes life happy, which in turn makes me happy.

Now, all I need is the maintenance to re-connect our toilet and I can go home and poop some more. And have a nice long weekend.

Anyways, what did you do this week?

I wish I could pay for the metro with my iphone.

Oh geez, well okay, let's do this

Um, so, hey.

What's up with you?

Cool, cool.

Ya know, just haning out in the Utah Salt Flats.

Um. Sorry I didn't write. I was super busy. There was a lot going on.

Yeah, no, I am sure you were busy too though right? You weren't just like sitting around waiting for me to update.

I get that you have an office job, I do. So, fine, you were waiting for me to update.

Look, things have changed. I am different. It's not that I don't care. It's just that my free time is less free.

Jokes?! You want jokes too? This has gone far enough. Maybe we need to re-adjust our priorities.

Well what I mean by that is usually my priorities are:
1. Eating as much popcorn as possible.
2. Blogging.
3. Work/Relationship/Family/Friends.
4. Finding some sort of religion to practice.
5. Either pooping or talking about pooping.
And maybe now I need to rearrange those, that's all.

Don't cry, please don't cry. I'll be better. I promise. I will be better. I will write more, I will be funnier, wittier, whatever you want. As long as you stop crying.

You have some uh mascara. On the other side too, yeah.

It's not bad, it kind of looks like a smokey eye. It's cute.

So, are we like cool?

All right, awesome. Come see some improv. I am in Vic Speedboat, We Love Bruce, Mythical Newsroom, and Caveat.

Sneeze

I was sitting next to a woman who sneezed, and I said "bless you." Then I noticed she was reading the bible, and I felt totally under qualified to be blessing her.

Charlie on Parole

My little lovely Darren Miller (and two other lovelies that aren't mine) are making a movie. And here is the trailer. They are very brilliant so you should love it.


"Charlie On Parole" Trailer from Beast Smith on Vimeo.

STURGIS

Gone motorcycle rallyin' be back 8/11/08.