nick's room

i am in nick's room. and its exactly what i never thought about it being. meaning i have never given his room a thought before i entered it. and now i'm here. and it feels weird. veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery weird. very very veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery weird. hmmm. and we're trying to break into a room. but really we aren't doing anything. yeah so.. uh well i guess i should go see what the boys are doing.

waiting....

i am at the "internship" waiting for the other"intern". i already know that i hate him. i can just feel it. perhaps its because he got to our joint computer first and put his name in as the user. or perhaps its because he made this "to do list" and i don't even know what he's talking about. OR PERHAPS its because i don't have any friends here and i need to think about something before i end up feeling bad and start eating lunch in a bathroom stall. i hate him no matter what. i am keeping one eye on the hallway he should be here soon. or what if he got here early and they are letting him do some reallly cool stuff. while i check my email every two minutes. oh man alive. i should bring coffee for the entire office. and dounuts. i should make homemade dounuts and coffee for the entire building. and maybe smile more.

sorry sorry

oh guys, i am soo super sorry that i haven't blogged. i had to take my pet lizard to the vet. he had to stay over night for three days, and i was forced to stay with him. there aren't exactly private rooms for the animals, and they don't exactly allow over night guests. and the waiting room is only open during business hours so i had to go to my grandma's to borrow her car so i could sleep in it in the vet parking lot. and she let me use the car but i had to trade her something. so i removed the expiration date from some home-made coupons i gave her when i was little. and she immediately cashed in on the two hugs and kiss on the check. and then she cashed in the full body massage, which i don't remember making. eithier way my, Ardy, my lizard died.

some stuff i've been thinking

do you ever think about wiping your butt with something that your not supposed to and then leaving it somewhere someone could touch it?

me neither!!!?!? i was just thinking about what kind of person would think that.

but its kind of gross, and funny, and tempting, right? well i guess more heavy on the gross and tempting than on the funny, although they are pretty equal portions. i wish i could use more vendiagrams in everyday life, and i know what you are thinking, "don't you mean pie charts?" no i don't. i mean vendiagrams with the circles and where things fall amist those circles, what a great way to communicate.

the internet

i find the internet repulsive. all i do is check my email and bank account statement. then sometimes i check my verizon and comcast account, only to see that comcast has once again not acknowledged that i have tried to pay them some of the money i owe. its like i don't write checks for $2.77 for my health, lord knows i have arthretis and that i spell poorly.

but what i dislike most about the internet is that fact only 16 people have looked at my profile. and theres a good chance i looked at it from three different computers, so really 13 people. i worked hard on filling that profile with insight and truth, and as many jokes as possible. so screw you internet, i won't look at you any more. and no i would not like to purchase bejewled. thanks but no thanks.