Current Diet

10:00 amish: I eat fiber cereal for breakfast. FiberOne cereal. Any kind. With overpriced milk.

1:00 pmish: I eat a bag of popcorn.

3:30 pmish: 1 can of Progresso soup, usually Minestrone, but I sometimes do the Lentil to mix it up.

11:00 pm: Dinner. Doesn't matter what the f dinner is because I f'ing pound it. I eat it in under two minutes and go to bed with sweet dreams of indigestion in my head.

Weight lost: Oh giggles, none.

St. Patrick's Day

I suh-riously lurve St. Patrick's Day. Not because of the drinking or the serious sterotyping of a country. But because it's like nationwide dress-up day. In hike school we used to have spirit week, which I obviously took very seriously. But it was nigh impossible to get those stupid boys to dress up. We had to create jersey day to coax them into some wholesome school spirit (so I was a little nerdy in hike school, who wasn't?).

Anywhoozle, St. Patrick's Day totes bay does the trick. Everyone loves to wear green and stupid flashy light necklaces. It's vunderbar!

But also this, I don't come form a long line of drinkers (oh yeah that's right, I'm a nuevo drinker I did this all on my own, bitches.) I never realized how many stupid holidays or excuses for drinking there are in this odd place called "grown up world." If my life job wasn't so boring all the time I would challenge this concept, but I suppose I will embrace it like all us sheep working in this gray gray world of "turning things in on time" and "taking a shower everyday" do.

Now, I don't usually do this

But this video is pretty f'ing fantastic

New Bio

Hey yo,
I am trying to re-write my bio for Washington Improv Theater, even though revised bios were due two weeks ago. Here is some of my work:

Karin Louise Hammerberg is probably the most naturally funny person you will ever meet. Unfortunately, she's dead.

KLH started doing jokes as soon as she came out of the womb a girl. Her parents went on to spoil her to the point where she doesn't know how to put on her own underpants. Things got tricky when she went to college, but fortunately for her, her endearing personality won over many servants. She still cannot use the bathroom alone.

KLH has an A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Boyfriend. Unfortunately, he's dead.

KLH is an okay person, and she's kind of funny. Most things in her life have ranged from disappointing to mediocrely rewarding. Including the rewarding is: joining WIT, not dieing that night she drank too much, eating tostitos. The disappointing includes: when her dog died, that cavity she had, and when her house exploded.

KLH started doing improv in high school in THE Chicago-land-area. Then she moved to Washington DC to change the world! Instead she started doing comedy with GW's receSs. Turns out telling jokes is a lot easier than getting an internship on the Hill. Now she performs with Caveat, onesixityone, and any other troupe that is holding auditions soon.

KLH would like a pizza with green peppers on it.

KLH has stupidly smart parents. Unfortunately, they live out of state.